(attention Sean Penn)
ChapmanLogic presents the FoxBox: a networked video library and production suite used by citizens to analyze, critique, and react to the Fox News Channel. With the FoxBox, citizens can participate in a fair and balanced dialogue with Fox News Channel, and produce and distribute referential programs much like Jon Stewart does on The Daily Show. The FoxBox includes:
- Video archives of all Fox News Channel programming (including advertisements) since September 11, 2001
- Audio archives of all radio programming hosted by Fox News hosts
- Video archives of all non-Fox News Channel televised appearances by Fox News Channel hosts
- Transcripts of both Fox News Channel programming and related news programming
- Google-like search functionality: by keyword, date, topic, guest, host
- Statistics and graphing capabilities for keywords, date, topics, etc...
- TV Program Templates, including motion graphics and effects, for self-produced shows by the FoxBoxHost!
- Easy step-by-step instructions and techniques for imitating Fox News Channel hosts
- Web-based tools and techniques for finding and tracking how Fox News Channel programming is designed and created
- Speech recognition to help FoxBoxHosts learn and master the conversational techniques employed by Fox News Channel hosts
System Specifications: The FoxBox is built on open standard hardware and software, holds millions of hours of storage, updates in real-time, connects to the Web via ethernet, and includes all the tools required to make, publish, and distribute (via web, tape, or DVD) original programs by FoxBoxHosts!
The FoxBox is available now, or even sooner, if Sean Penn or some other fair and balanced investor wants to play! (Only from ChapmanLogic)